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“ College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.” ”
- (via cdeathhh)

drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

eathons:

Best of Dr. Kester

I’ll tell you how I feel okay? Two weeks ago, my wife kicked me out, I’ve been stopping on my brothers couch ever since, this morning I wake up and there’s no milk, I bought that fucking milk and he used it to drown his sugarpuffs in; so with no cup of coffee I come into work, I get shat on by a pigeon, I meet my new patient and she’s about as open as a nuns fu.

uberhaxorteeth:

Lads & Gents  Text Posts

brendon urie wears stuff → hats 

accio-happin3ss:

notyrqueer:

bakefestatspliffanys:

lilfairyboy:

ofgeography:

infinitelyeverlark:

001. Toxic | Melanie Martinez

I took a sip from a devil’s cup
Slowly
It’s taking over me 

HOLY CRAP

I want to do so much witchcraft to this 

when the chorus hits tho

I listen to this like 5 times every time it comes up on my dash.

So I guess I have to reblog.

This is some American Horror Story shit

“ I am a /reformed/ vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. ”
- Maladict, Terry Pratchett’s Monstrous Regiment (via complexitea)

princeowl:

please keep making bioshock games I don’t care how shitty they are i would gladly play ‘bioshock 37: atlas ate all the fucking pizza rolls again’

andyourheartgoespop:

I love Daniel. He’s like the anti-Pattinson. He FUCKING ADORES everything he does, and not in an enthusiastic ‘I’m paid to be here’ sort of way. In a ‘dude, back away from the crazy’ sort of way. Bless his soul.

impossiblemonsieur:

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

Sam Winchester / Dean Winchester

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